All right kids, you cornered me. Happy with yourselves? Man can’t buy a pantry pack of marshmallow Fluff without the whole damn media goin’ apey. I ’spose you wanna ask me about that Stephen Root sex tape been floatin’ around the World Wide. Well folks, I’m not gonna talk about it. No siree. Not gonna. I’m sure as hell not gonna talk about the Inverted Assayer, that filthy…act Ms. Lewis invented—gee whiz, what that woman can do with a jar of Fluff and a freckled duck is pure poetry. Mind-blowing. I mean, the logistics of it are just…anyway folks, sorry, ain’t gonna talk about that today. If you’ll excuse me please I’m off to the duck pond.
